Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
