im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am spending my child support on dildos
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
