Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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