Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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