For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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