Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
