Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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