Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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