I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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