Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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