Non-Jews are for practice
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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