And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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