I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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