you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The air was thick with penises
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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