idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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