you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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