Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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