That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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