we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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