What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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