awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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