Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish I could teleport
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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