i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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