i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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