I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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