This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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