i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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