break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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