I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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