You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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