Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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