Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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