How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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