why didn't you poke me back
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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