She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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