All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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