Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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