I love black thongs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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