bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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