god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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