On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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