i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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