I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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