normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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