yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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