How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
