but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
