whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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