So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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