Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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